A toast to toast

I love toast. No really- it is perhaps the happiest food in the world. If you feel sick, eat toast. If you feel fine, eat toast. If you are hungry, eat more toast. Toast with butter (a decent spreading of it, too. Not mom and dad's definition of "necessary butter mass"). But is must be fresh or the more desirable qualities of toast (warmth and toastiness) begin to decline. I love toast. I better get a toaster for my wedding. In fact I would be fine with 12, unlike most people.

Toast rocks, and I know of no one who loves it more. Except maybe the owner of Toastmaster. I'll armwrestle him/her for the position.

Oooo- this reminds me that I'm starting to get a little low on bread... :)